James is a dork and disease free.

Posted by Kelly on November 23rd, 2007 filed in Uncategorized

1) My family does not eat yams with marshmallows. I will give him the genetically modified turkey. The thing was 28 pounds and that’s just not right. I don’t eat the crap so it doesn’t affect me in any way other than being grossed out and a little concerned about the weird disease my family is bound to contract in future years.

2) Global warming is not a good thing.

3) I made a fabulous couscous loaf for dinner that my family lovingly referred to as a fruit cake the whole night. That’s ok because I will not be contracting the weird disease that is looming in their future.

4) I did not convert James to anything. Riding a bike on Thanksgiving and not feeling fat, bloated and tired after a 5,000 calorie meal is just a wise choice. (My cousin says the average Thanksgiving meal is approximately 5,000 calories. She saw it on some show, so I don’t know how accurate it is, but it seems about right)

All and all, Thanksgiving was fun, I got to ride on a nice, smooth, car-free bike path and smell the ocean air.